There he goes, the modern knight,
The boys' despair, the girls' delight,
The Woman's Home Companion is his name.
He's a clown, and he's a with,
The co-eds say that he's got "IT",
And what he does to flappers is a shame,
A dirty shame!

Walks collegiate, collegiate clothes,
He's a ladies' man.
Gets that swagger, and gets that pose,
He's a ladies' man.

As a lover, the boy's a star.
When he gets 'em inside his car,
He goes over the course in par,
He's a ladies' man.

In a pinch, in a clinch,
Better leave yourself lots of head room,
Put on the brakes,
When he mistakes
A rumble seat for a bedroom.

Walks collegiate, collegiate clothes,
He's a ladies' man.
Gets that swagger, and gets that pose,
He's a ladies' man.

Got a lot of enery, and lots of class,
He would be a catch for any lucky lass,
But till he pops the question
Better block that pass.

With a kick, or a boot,
Or a laugh or a hoot,
Even though he is cute!
He's a man!
He's a man's man!
What a man! What a man! What a man!